George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

 

 Pres. Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal aliens! That would be 11 million less people using our gasoline. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him (or her) a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship'em to Iraq . Tell 'em if they want to come to America then they must serve a tour in the military. Give 'em a soldier's pay while they are there and tax 'em on it. After their tour, they will be allowed to become a citizen since they defended this country. They will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

 

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