A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand.  He decided to open it. Inside was a genie.

The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only."

The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account.  POOF!

Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color.  POOF!  There was the car sitting in front of him.

He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women."  POOF!  He turned into a box of chocolates.