Lovely Girl

An Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl. “Turn the car around,” he ordered.

The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he had re-started it the girl had vanished.

Driver, said the major, you'd be a total loss in an emergency.

I thought I did pretty well, the driver said.That was my girl.