Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I HAVE NO WORK, A WIFE & 6 KIDS"
Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I ONLY NEED ANOTHER $10 TO MOVE BACK TO MEXICO"